Hi friends
This is the scary story I heard from the guy I decided to
avoid any contacts in the future. “Another one, Juno?” you might think. No, he
is 10 times worse than the vampire hunter I told you before.
Before you question, I refuse to acknowledge “the law of
attraction”.
Anyway, this man is a potential mass murderer.
He can communicate in a very cheerful and pleasant way, but,
trust me ladies and gentlemen, there is something seriously wrong with this
man.
According to him, he had been so frustrated with old spinsters
in his office.
“You know the sort every single office has. They spend their
working hours not doing what they are paid for but interfering other people’s
business. For instance, if you leave your mag cup unwashed on your desk overnight,
she will immediately report you to Health and Safety officers and Occupational
Health to complain your hygiene standards.”
OK, he is exaggerating for sure, but I must admit, I know
the sort. (Yeah, it’s me.)
“I really had enough of those old women.”
“How old are they?”
“Don’t know. 40 or something like that, I guess.”
……then, I hate him on behalf of all ladies in their 40s
and plus in the world.
He was whinging not only for
England but also for the universe. When I started feeling sorry for his arch
enemies, he asked me whether I have ever watched the film called Wedding
Crushers.
“In the film, a guy put eye
drops in someone’s drink. It works as laxative. Oh it was hilarious and do you
know what? It is actually a common trick among bartenders to get rid of
obnoxious customers. So, I offered those old bats a nice cup of tea. Off course I put loads of eye drops in it! Hahaha…”
It is not a laughing matter
at all. Technically speaking, he poisoned his colleagues and he
can be prosecuted for his immature conduct.
So, my fellow ladies in 40s
and plus, if a young man is offering you a nice cup of tea, beware......
Read this and then you will understand why I didn't find him funny.
Read this and then you will understand why I didn't find him funny.
