Saturday, 25 January 2014

Elegant Carrot & Old Donkey

My dear gentlemen, sorry but this post is for girls only.

My dear ladies, how are you fighting against gravity and aging? I have to admit, I nearly gave up last week.  Because of the vertigo I have been suffering, I felt exhausted and had no energy to do anything for days.   

However, my beautiful darlings, I don’t know why but my life always gives me a booster whenever I nearly give up. This time, it was a call from the Earl.

He used to be one of my most important business contacts but few years ago, he left the company in Germany to set up his own business. The Earl is the nickname we gave him because of his beautiful manner and the elegance he naturally holds.

Trust me my darlings, he is absolutely gorgeous!!!  There is such a gentleman who is too good to be true. Tall, good looking, intelligent, elegant, good tastes in general and earns a lot. The only downside of being with such a man is, I have to pretend that I am living in a body con dress and high heels for 24 hours 7 days a week. A worn out set of fleece pyjamas with chocolate stains around chest? What are they? Never seen such things in my wardrobe.

Oh, I am actually wearing one right now…… ;-p

Whatever my interfering yet totally sweet engineering friend (who declared to find a man for me) thinks, I am quite happy in my little cottage, spending lazy Saturday mornings in my old pyjamas.

 However, it seems that  my life is telling me to sort out this hideous woman immediately not to embarrass such an elegant beautiful man for the sake of his kindness and my last drop of pride & dignity as a woman.

OK, ladies, watch me. I shall transform myself before I see the Earl. He wants to take me out for dinner as an old friend this time, not a mere business contact. Wow, I am flattered.

Soooooooo, my friends, what do you think old girls need before a date?
Pore minimising serum and aging spots corrector.  I ordered them on line the moment I hung up the phone! How sad is that but I am desperate!!

I shall show them to you when they are delivered. Until then, keep scrubbing!  ;-)