Sunday, 22 March 2015

Breakfasts and What Consultants Need

Hi friends,

Had a supper with two gents from Germany on Thursday. Although I do not like eating in the evening, I agreed to have some snack. It was before 5:00pm and as I had no time for lunch, I was starving. I had honey mustard chicken wraps and a bottle of sparkling water, strictly no puddings.
I know, what you want to say. No pudding, no joy.

However, these guys were great fun.  I know them for years but have not seen them for months , so it was good to see what they have been up to in these days.

When we were talking about some consultants, F said, “do you know what they need to do their job?”

“Expertise, I guess.”

“No. First of all, they need grey hair like mine, so they look experienced. Then, haemorrhoids.”

What?

“So they look concerned.”

…..Yeah, true. I guess, they have to sit leaning forward and can look as if they are sharing a pain with you.  Who said German people have no sense of humour? 

I liked the joke but it was bit embarrassing when young girls at the next table looked us with funny faces when "H" word came out so loudly….oops!!

Then, we were talking about the old machines in a plant they were visiting in the following day and they said,

“Well, these machines are as old as we are by now, aren’t they?”

“What do you mean by we?”

“Look, we may look like 15 years apart, but there are only 15 months or so between us, right?”

Well, gentlemen, you should know how to look after yourselves, that is, sunscreen and good breakfasts.  

My friends, the usual topic – my breakfasts on Saturday and Sunday.

As Easter is approaching, I got this from Waitrose.
Hot Cross Buns with butter…. Bunny chocolates are Easter presie from the gents.
They are my little guilty pleasures…yummm.